The Top 10 NOT to say when being pulled over by an Officer,

#10…  Didn’t I see you get your butt kicked on COPS? 

#9…    I’m trying to outrun that radio signal that’s playing that Spice Girl song. 

#8…    Hey, you must have been going 125 mph just to keep up with me. 

#7…   Weren’t you Poncho on CHIPS? 

#6…    I thought you had to be in good shape to be a cop? 

#5…   Which is more expensive a speeding ticket or trunk full of weed? 

#4…   Your gut doesn’t inspire too much confidence; I bet I can outrun you! 

#3…   Why don’t you go home and beat your nightstick! 

#2…    I can’t reach my license, can you hold my beer? 

#1…   I pay your salary!