#10… Didn’t I see you get your butt kicked on COPS?
#9… I’m trying to outrun that radio signal that’s playing that Spice Girl song.
#8… Hey, you must have been going 125 mph just to keep up with me.
#7… Weren’t you Poncho on CHIPS?
#6… I thought you had to be in good shape to be a cop?
#5… Which is more expensive a speeding ticket or trunk full of weed?
#4… Your gut doesn’t inspire too much confidence; I bet I can outrun you!
#3… Why don’t you go home and beat your nightstick!
#2… I can’t reach my license, can you hold my beer?
#1… I pay your salary!