Top 10 things NOT to say during sex!

#10… I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs! 

#9…   Smile you’re on candid camera! 

#8…    Try not to smear my makeup. 

#7…    I hope you’re as good-looking when I’m sober. 

#6…    On second thought, let’s try it with the lights out! 

#5…   Do you accept Visa? 

#4…   But whipped cream makes me break out. 

#3…   A little rug burn never hurt anyone. 

#2…   Can you please try breathing through your nose? 

#1…   Everybody looks funny naked!