#10… I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
#9… Smile you’re on candid camera!
#8… Try not to smear my makeup.
#7… I hope you’re as good-looking when I’m sober.
#6… On second thought, let’s try it with the lights out!
#5… Do you accept Visa?
#4… But whipped cream makes me break out.
#3… A little rug burn never hurt anyone.
#2… Can you please try breathing through your nose?
#1… Everybody looks funny naked!







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