#10…Moms cry on the first day of school. Yes, tears of joy!
#9… Moms don’t mind taking you to school when you miss the bus. Really, I’m going to embarrass you by wearing rollers in my hair!
#8… Moms love all the afterschool activities. Having dinner at 8pm followed by 4 hours of homework, yea!
#7… Moms can’t wait to pack your lunch everyday until we die!
#6… Moms like helping you with your homework, what? I barely got through algebra in High School and you’re learning this in 6th grade!
#5… Moms love filling out all that school paperwork! How many trees are you gonna kill for me to give you the same information every year?
#4… Moms like open house. Really, you’re the teacher, i’m the parent and my child is either gonna to be smart or dumb!
#3… Moms like school shopping. Are you kidding me so I can rack up $200 on junk I already have lying around the house?
#2… Moms like buying hand sanitizer and Ziploc bags for school, When did they start this? When I was in school we didn’t need all this. When did kids get so germy?
#1… Moms miss their kids when they return to school. Really?