Top 10 T-shirt slogans for my new clothing line!

#10… Next mood swing: 6 minutes! 

#9…   If you are what you eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy! 

#8…    Of course I don’t look busy… I did it right the first time. 

#7…    Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? 

#6…    You have the right to remain silent so SHUT UP! 

#5…   All stressed out and no one to choke! 

#4…   I’m multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time! 

#3…   Don’t start with me you will not win! 

#2…   Sorry if I look interested, I’m not! 

#1…   

     A…. I’m one of those bad things that happens to good people.

     B…. I’m Dangerous!

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