Top 10 things you might want to consider if you want to live in a hurricane area.

#10… An Oak tree on the ground looks four times bigger than it did standing up. 

#9…   Have an evacuation plan; grab some beer and run like hell! 

#8…    When house hunting look for closets with lots of leg room. 

#7…    At some point you may have a tree in your house. 

#6…    Days off work. 

#5…   Gasoline is a value at any price. 

#4…   Last minute shopping in crowded stores. 

#3…   Candlelight is better than Botox, it takes years off your appearance. 

#2…   Buying food you don’t normally buy in large quantities. 

#1…   No matter how hard the wind blows roadside campaign signs will survive.