Top 10 signs you might be a High Tech Redneck!

#10… You only buy from Gateway, ‘cause the cow boxes are cool! 

#9…   Your PC Games collection consists of nothing but Bass Fishing tournament games.

 #8…   Yer mouse keeps knocking over yer spit can. 

#7…    You had to move over your computer desk so it didn’t block the velvet picture of Elvis. 

#6…    Your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5” disk drive. 

#5…   Your spell checker knows words like, “Ya’ll”, “Yonder” and “Reckon.” 

#4…   Three words: Daisy Duke Screensaver! 

#3…   You refer to your computer as “Ole Bessie.” 

#2…   You wire your network with jumper cables. 

#1…   Your spouse said it’s either him or the computer and you still don’t miss him!