#10… You only buy from Gateway, ‘cause the cow boxes are cool!
#9… Your PC Games collection consists of nothing but Bass Fishing tournament games.
#8… Yer mouse keeps knocking over yer spit can.
#7… You had to move over your computer desk so it didn’t block the velvet picture of Elvis.
#6… Your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5” disk drive.
#5… Your spell checker knows words like, “Ya’ll”, “Yonder” and “Reckon.”
#4… Three words: Daisy Duke Screensaver!
#3… You refer to your computer as “Ole Bessie.”
#2… You wire your network with jumper cables.
#1… Your spouse said it’s either him or the computer and you still don’t miss him!