Top 10 Classifieds.

#10… Illiterate? Write today for free help. 

#9…   Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again. 

#8…    Stock up and save. Limit one. 

#7…    3-year old teacher needed for preschool. Experience preferred. 

#6…    Used Cars; Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first. 

#5…   Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. 

#4…   For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. 

#3…   Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it. 

#2…   Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. 

#1…   Our bikinis are exciting. They are the tops!