Top 10 signs you might be stupid.

#10… You realize there’s no toilet paper after the fact. 

#9…   You watch reality T.V., the only people dumber than Honey Boo-Boo are the people watching her show. 

#8…    You believe what President Obama says. 

#7…    You listen to Good Morning Upcountry. 

#6…    You believe Fox News is fair and balanced. 

#5…   You ride a motorcycle to work when there’s a 80% chance of rain. 

#4…   You believe the problems with America are Former President Bush’s fault. 

#3…   You go before County Council to complain because you got your houseboat stuck on the boat ramp at Boyd’s Mill Pond. 

#2…   You thawed out your quart of hash before you beat your wife with it. 

#1…   You believe the riots in the Middle East stem from a YouTube video.