#10… You realize there’s no toilet paper after the fact.
#9… You watch reality T.V., the only people dumber than Honey Boo-Boo are the people watching her show.
#8… You believe what President Obama says.
#7… You listen to Good Morning Upcountry.
#6… You believe Fox News is fair and balanced.
#5… You ride a motorcycle to work when there’s a 80% chance of rain.
#4… You believe the problems with America are Former President Bush’s fault.
#3… You go before County Council to complain because you got your houseboat stuck on the boat ramp at Boyd’s Mill Pond.
#2… You thawed out your quart of hash before you beat your wife with it.
#1… You believe the riots in the Middle East stem from a YouTube video.