Top Ten Things to Say When the Cops Are Hauling You Off

#10…I’ll see Y’All later! (as the 15-year-old Youth reportedly said to his folks yesterday)

 #9 … Three words – “I’ve been framed!”

 #8 …How do I know you’re really a certified law enforcement officer? Lets see some paperwork 

 #7 …Have y’all heard about Jesus? He had this awesome concept of ‘forgiveness.’ You wouldn’t have any concept of that, would you?

 #6 …Could I have a few minutes to use the facilities before we depart?

 #5…Hey man, I hope we’re riding in that snazzy new Laurens Police SUV!

 #4 …Wait a minute – I need to get my I-pad.

 #3 …Where is Johnny Cochran when I need him?!

 #2 … Will you boys mind stopping by McDonalds? I’ve had nothing to eat for hours!

 # 1 …Turn out the lights – the party is over!