Top Ten Vehicles That will NOT be in the Hall of Heroes Parade Saturday

#10…The Lexus that ran down an embankment last night while being pursued by a Laurens County Deputy Sheriff

 #9 … A 1967 VW Mini-Bus painted with peace signs and colorful flowers

 #8 … The Missing WLBG Van

 #7 … An old Mig Jet sporting the CCCP logo of the former Soviet Union

 #6 …A float carrying large golden retrievers that like to run in the road 

 #5… A moped…None….not even one with all kind of military signs

 #4 …The Egg Truck that wrecked years ago, spilling eggs all over North Harper Street

 #3 …Randy’s motorcycle “Rusty” will not be in the parade, even though Rusty served heroically, transporting a large load

 #2 … The Chucky-Cheese-Mobile will not be in the parade, much to the disappointment of children everywhere

 # 1 …A motorcycle carrying Jane Fonda will not be allowed in the parade