The Top 10 qualifications to be a dancer at Elmo’s Slut Hut. (with Elmo)

#10…  You got to be at least 2 feet tall because at The Crab Shack they toss midget’s. 

#9…    Your boobs can’t sag below your waist. 

#8…    You have to put up with Shauna (I am his future wife)! 

#7…    You must like monkeys. 

#6…    You cannot know more about football than Elmo. 

#5…   You must be able to hang on the pole, upside down.

 #4…   Your wrinkles must be in the right places. 

#3…   You must be able to dance for at least 3 minutes. 

#2…    Elmo had a disagreement on this one; He said minimum age is 70 and I say 45. 

#1…   You can’t lose your false teeth when kissing a client.