#10… You can ride a motorcycle anytime of the month.
#9… Motorcycles curves never sag.
#8… You can kick a motorcycle to wake it up.
#7… Motorcycles don’t get pregnant, so ride on!
#6… You can share your motorcycle with your friends.
#5… If you motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
#4… Motorcycles don’t care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden.
#3… Motorcycles don’t care if you buy motorcycle magazines or if you look at other motorcycles.
#2… If your motorcycle is too loose you can tighten it.
#1… Motorcycles don’t insult you if you’re a bad rider.