The Top 10 reasons a motorcycle is better than a woman.

#10…  You can ride a motorcycle anytime of the month. 

#9…    Motorcycles curves never sag. 

#8…    You can kick a motorcycle to wake it up. 

#7…    Motorcycles don’t get pregnant, so ride on! 

#6…    You can share your motorcycle with your friends. 

#5…   If you motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler. 

#4…   Motorcycles don’t care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden. 

#3…   Motorcycles don’t care if you buy motorcycle magazines or if you look at other motorcycles. 

#2…    If your motorcycle is too loose you can tighten it. 

#1…   Motorcycles don’t insult you if you’re a bad rider.