#10… Clean house or even better have a real Tea Party.
#9… Run around outside naked singing “Raindrops keep falling on my head!”
#8… Go on facebook and pretend you’re a news reporter.
#7… Lie in a puddle and yell “I’m drowning!”
#6… Drive your truck to work, Randy!
#5… Make mud pies then hide in the bushes and throw them at the cars that ride by.
#4… Go to the Mattress Warehouse and take a free test nap.
#3… Call into the local radio station and act like a fool.
#2… Make farting noises and say “Can you hear the thunder roll?”
#1… Trick you co-workers into believing the rain is toxic!







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