Top Ten Questions if the Presidential Debate Were Held in Laurens County

#10…How do both of you feel about zoning?  

 #9 … What’s the best way to clean up a Meth Lab?

 #8 … Will the Affordable Health Care Law provide Dental assistance for people who have suffered the ravages accompanying the ingestion of methamphetamine?

 #7 …Speaking of medical issues, Is it safe to swim in Lake Greenwood?

 #6 …Have either of you ever seen the Fainting Goats of Mountville? One of the unique products produced right here in Laurens County.

 #5…Are you in favor of expanding sex crime legislation to afford protection of our beautiful bovine friends? Often times on a lovely moonlit night, when the shadows fall softly in the pasture….a lonely stranger approaches….…well, never mind.

 #4 …Now an economic development question. Can you please explain why we never got a Chunky Cheese Restaurant inGray Court? 

 #3 …How do you feel about bossy women? You know, one of the prissy females whose desire to talk has exceeded her desire to cook and make her man happy.  

 #2 …Have either of you ever had the copper from your air conditioning unit stolen and sold for scrap?  Is this a problem where you live? It’s a rather intense issue here. We really notice it in the hot weather.

 # 1 …Have either of you ever double-dated with Bill Clinton?