Obama is giving away millions of free Obama-phones right before election. Here are the top 10 facts you need to know about these phones.

#10…The Obama-phone will never be a smartphone. 

#9…   The Obama-phone has the welfare office on speed dial. 

#8…    The Obama-phone redistributed your rollover minutes. 

#7…    When the Obama-phone drops a call it blames it on the Bush-phone. 

#6…    You have a choice of a Joe Biden Obama-phone, it has a rotary dial. 

#5…   The Obama-phone blocks call from taxpayers. 

#4…   The Obama-phone was made in Kenya, no wait it’s Hawaii. 

#3…   The Obama-phone’s map app is missing Jerusalem. 

#2…   Banks get a trillion free minutes on the Obama-phone. 

#1…   Obama-phones are registered in fake names.