Top 10 things that weren’t at Squealing on the Square but should have been.

#10…Frozen hash throwing contest, this would have brought out the folks from Joanna. 

#9…   Good  looking Gray Court cows. 

#8…    Chip and Dale dancers. 

#7…    A puppy pageant, so many people brought their dogs a contest would have been fun. 

#6…    Free test drives of the classic cars. 

#5…   Flying angel pigs. 

#4…   Live ducks for the duck race, my plastic duck did not win. 

#3…   Outshyne 

#2…   Belly dancers 

#1…   The famous fainting goats