Top 10 lies;

#10… This will only hurt a little bit. 

#9…   I gave at the office. 

#8…    Read my lips, no new taxes. 

#7…    The checks in the mail. 

#6…    We are seeking an affiliation with a major regional hospital. 

#5…   Drinking, why no officer. 

#4…   No your butt doesn’t look big in that.

#3…   I only had one piece,,, of cake. 

#2…   I’ll respect you in the morning. 

#1…   I never inhaled.