The Top 10 signs you’ve had too much coffee!

#10…  Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. 

#9…    You named your pussycats “Cream” and “Sugar”. 

#8…    You help your dog chase his tail. 

#7…   You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate. 

#6…    You think Columbia would be a great vacation destination. 

#5…   You think your hand shaking is a good sign. 

#4…   You can’t remember the last time you blinked. 

#3…   You think being called a “drip” is a compliment. 

#2…    The Scarlet Chord and Steamers has decided to use you as their mascot. 

#1…   You can outlast the Energizer Bunny.