The Top 10 things that would make round 2 of the Presidential Debates more interesting.

#10… If a buzzer went off every time a candidate lied.

#9…  You could smell the bull****  as you watched the debate.

#8…  If there was  a swimsuit competition. We have one for Ms. America.

#7…  There was a timer at the bottom of the screen, no more dispute over 5 more seconds.

#6…  If the candidates had to wear a shock collar, it works for training dogs.

#5…  If it were broadcast in black & white instead of color. (This goes along with the topic of the show)

#4…  Big Bird is allowed to attend holding a sign, Will Work 4 Food!

#3…  If we put Obama and Mitt in a caged ring and let them fight it out. The Ultimate Presidential Fighting Challenge.

#2…  Bill Clinton gets to attend, it seems the last debate was to re-elect Bill.

#1…  Replace the word taxes with sex.