#10… If a buzzer went off every time a candidate lied.
#9… You could smell the bull**** as you watched the debate.
#8… If there was a swimsuit competition. We have one for Ms. America.
#7… There was a timer at the bottom of the screen, no more dispute over 5 more seconds.
#6… If the candidates had to wear a shock collar, it works for training dogs.
#5… If it were broadcast in black & white instead of color. (This goes along with the topic of the show)
#4… Big Bird is allowed to attend holding a sign, Will Work 4 Food!
#3… If we put Obama and Mitt in a caged ring and let them fight it out. The Ultimate Presidential Fighting Challenge.
#2… Bill Clinton gets to attend, it seems the last debate was to re-elect Bill.
#1… Replace the word taxes with sex.