The Top 10 elements missing from last nights Presidential Debate.

#10… Dancing girls or for us ladies the Chip and Dale dancers. 

#9…   Popcorn, there was no popcorn or cold beer for sale. 

#8…    The cast of Sesame Street, they will be looking for work. 

#7…    Former President Bush, he should have had the opportunity to defend his reign of presidency. 

#6…    Circus monkeys.

#5…   No one referred to Joe Samqueen, he’s one of us. 

#4…   They were going at it but no one threw frozen hash. 

#3…   No libertarian streakers. 

#2…   Shock collars, Obama would have lit up when they were discussing Libya and acts of terror. 

#1…   The caged ring for the fight that almost happened between the candidates.