#10… Dancing girls or for us ladies the Chip and Dale dancers.
#9… Popcorn, there was no popcorn or cold beer for sale.
#8… The cast of Sesame Street, they will be looking for work.
#7… Former President Bush, he should have had the opportunity to defend his reign of presidency.
#6… Circus monkeys.
#5… No one referred to Joe Samqueen, he’s one of us.
#4… They were going at it but no one threw frozen hash.
#3… No libertarian streakers.
#2… Shock collars, Obama would have lit up when they were discussing Libya and acts of terror.
#1… The caged ring for the fight that almost happened between the candidates.