#10… You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
#9… If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
#8… The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
#7… You don’t have to compliment the person that gives you some.
#6… It’s O.K. when the person you’re with fantasizes you’re someone else, because you are.
#5… Twenty years from now you’ll still enjoy candy.
#4… If you don’t like what you get, you can always go next door.
#3… It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
#2… Less guilt the morning after.
#1… You can do the whole neighborhood!