The Top 10 reasons Trick or Treating is better than Sex. (Posted on my facebook by a listener)

#10…  You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 

#9…    If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 

#8…    The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 

#7…   You don’t have to compliment the person that gives you some. 

#6…    It’s O.K. when the person you’re with fantasizes you’re someone else, because you are. 

#5…   Twenty years from now you’ll still enjoy candy. 

#4…   If you don’t like what you get, you can always go next door. 

#3…   It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 

#2…    Less guilt the morning after. 

#1…   You can do the whole neighborhood!