The Top 10 things that sound dirty in law but aren’t.

#10… Have you looked through her briefs? 

#9…   He is one hard judge! 

#8…    Counselor, let’s do it in chambers. 

#7…    His attorney withdrew at the last minute. 

#6…    Is it a penal offense? 

#5…   Better leave the handcuffs on. 

#4…   For $200 an hour, he better be good! 

#3…   Can you get him to drop his suit? 

#2…   The judge gave her the stiffest one he could. 

#1…   Think you can get me off?