#10…How do you know a blonde’s having a bad day?
Her tampon’s behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil.
#9… What do you call a smart blonde?
#8… Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?
Because they have blonde boyfriends.
#7… Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
To put their feet through.
#6… Why can’t blondes dial 911?
They can’t find the 11 on the phone.
#5… What does a blonde see when she looks in a box of Cheerios?
#4… Why did the blonde write TGIF on her shoes?
To remind her toes go in first.
#3… What do you call a dead blonde in the closet?
The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.
#2… How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in her ears.
#1… What do UFO’s and smart blondes have in common?
You hear about them all the time but you never see them.