Top 10 Blonde Jokes

#10…How do you know a blonde’s having a bad day?

Her tampon’s behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil. 

#9…   What do you call a smart blonde?

A miracle. 

#8…    Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?

Because they have blonde boyfriends. 

#7…    Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?

To put their feet through. 

#6…    Why can’t blondes dial 911?

They can’t find the 11 on the phone. 

#5…   What does a blonde see when she looks in a box of Cheerios?

Donut seeds 

#4…   Why did the blonde write TGIF on her shoes?

To remind her toes go in first. 

#3…   What do you call a dead blonde in the closet?

The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion. 

#2…   How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in her ears. 

#1…   What do UFO’s and smart blondes have in common?

You hear about them all the time but you never see them.