The Top 10 reason not to be a guest on Good Morning UpCountry.

#10…  It’s as cold as a witch’s elbow this morning, who wants to get out of bed? 

#9…    The fear Elmo and his entourage of strippers and monkeys that will be at the station. 

#8…    We talk so much hash throwing, there’s the fear you’ll be hit by a quart of frozen hash. 

#7…   Afraid of what your opposition will put in the LC Extra about you. 

#6…    The fear of speaking on the radio, we do have 1000’s of listeners in Lauren’s County. 

#5…   You seriously don’t want to be elected. 

#4…   The fear of the questions the Great Mighty Whitey may ask. 

#3…   Afraid of the 2 ghost that haunt WLBG. 

#2…    You never know when Emil Finley will be coming or going so getting into the parking lot could be dangerous. 

#1…   There are some establishments that have Concealed Weapons not allowed on the front door. WLBG is not one of them!