#10… It’s as cold as a witch’s elbow this morning, who wants to get out of bed?
#9… The fear Elmo and his entourage of strippers and monkeys that will be at the station.
#8… We talk so much hash throwing, there’s the fear you’ll be hit by a quart of frozen hash.
#7… Afraid of what your opposition will put in the LC Extra about you.
#6… The fear of speaking on the radio, we do have 1000’s of listeners in Lauren’s County.
#5… You seriously don’t want to be elected.
#4… The fear of the questions the Great Mighty Whitey may ask.
#3… Afraid of the 2 ghost that haunt WLBG.
#2… You never know when Emil Finley will be coming or going so getting into the parking lot could be dangerous.
#1… There are some establishments that have Concealed Weapons not allowed on the front door. WLBG is not one of them!