#10…Who won the monster dance contest?
The Boogie Man!
#9… What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
Spare Ribs!
#8… Why don’t vampires’ have friends?
Because they’re pains in the neck.
#7… What do you get when you mix Frosty the Snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
#6… What aren’t ghost arrested?
It’s hard to pin anything on them.
#5… Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts.
#4… Why are monsters huge, hairy and ugly?
Because if they were small, round and smooth they would be M&M’s!
#3… Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
Because they are wrapped up in themselves.
#2… What is a black cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple
#1… What’s a vampires favorite drink?
Blood light
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