The Top 10 G-rated Halloween jokes.

#10…Who won the monster dance contest?

The Boogie Man! 

#9…   What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare Ribs! 

#8…    Why don’t vampires’ have friends?

Because they’re pains in the neck. 

#7…    What do you get when you mix Frosty the Snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite! 

#6…    What aren’t ghost arrested?

It’s hard to pin anything on them. 

#5…   Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

He didn’t have the guts. 

#4…   Why are monsters huge, hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small, round and smooth they would be M&M’s! 

#3…   Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?

Because they are wrapped up in themselves. 

#2…   What is a black cat’s favorite color?

Purr-ple 

#1…  What’s a vampires favorite drink?

Blood light