The Top 10 reasons to write me, Shauna Miner in as Sheriff of Laurens County.

 

#10… I’m tired of the blue lights, they will all be pink. 

#9…   Officers will be required to carry a gun, taser, pepper spray and cherry red lipstick #13 on their belts. 

#8…    Handcuffs will be fur-lined. 

#7…    It’s about time the LCSO had a theme song. If I’m sheriff it will be sung by Justin Bieber. 

#6…    The LCSO Christmas wrestling fundraiser will now involve red and green jello. 

#5…   All deputies will be instructed to be courteous and polite. They will say “Please” and “Thank you” even when busting a meth lab. 

#4…   As part of our community outreach program we will offer seminars of the proper selection and application of makeup. My female officer must look good.  

#3…   As part of the employee benefit package all deputies will be given gym memberships a spa packages. 

#2…   Speaking of a top-heavy administration, I am top-heavy and would look good in the uniform. 

#1…   I have a gun, I have a badge and I have PMS, any questions?