#10…Harlequin Romance Novel writer. Who wouldn’t want a book on romance by him?
#9 … Traveling Evangelist. Get a big tent, add a blues piano and a story told with real tears, it all equals Big Offerings!
#8 … Porn Star. Move to California and with a little on-the-job training, you have “Debbie Does Denver” starting Dave “The General” Petraeus!
#7 …Sales. In Toyota’s newly-formed Tank Division. The General has connections!
#6 …TV Spokesman for the Apple I-Phone 5. He has real world experience, Randy. This man speaks with authority on so many levels.
#5 …Bartender/Owner in Washington, DC. Think about it: Conversations late at night. Then, “you think you’ve got a hard-luck story? Take a drink and let me tell you mine!”
#4 … Private Investigator. Randy, he’d know what to look for.
#3 …NASCAR Driver. Soft spoken, hard driving, ready for a fight after the race. Very popular in NASCAR circles, Randy.
#2 … Contestant on Survivor. He’d bring two new elements to the show. He can kill the other contestants and he can drive a tank.
# 1 …A Candidate for President of the United States. Everyone knows his name. It reminds us of the good times during the Clinton Administration.