Inspired by the News of People Dumping Household Garbage at the Laurens Recycling Center
#10… Old Underwear. Your under shorts have just got comfortable, Randy, but the wife say’s they’ve got to go. She’s tired of seeing those skid marks!
#9 … Latex Gloves from the Proctologist Office
#8 … Any pants Randy has worn to dine at the India Palace
#7 … Good Housekeeping Magazines. They can really start to clutter up the house, you know. But they don’t offer a solution.
#6 …Condoms. Although we understand it was once tried in Joanna, but lets’ not go there.
#4 …Fruit Cake
#3 …Cat Litter.
#2 … 8 Track Tapes
# 1 …A Previously Weaponized Quart of Frozen Hash