Top Ten Things That are Difficult to Recycle

Inspired by the News of People Dumping Household Garbage at the Laurens Recycling Center

 #10… Old Underwear. Your under shorts have just got comfortable, Randy, but the wife say’s they’ve got to go. She’s tired of seeing those skid marks!  

 #9 … Latex Gloves from the Proctologist Office

 #8 … Any pants Randy has worn to dine at the India Palace

 #7 … Good Housekeeping  Magazines. They can really start to clutter up the house, you know. But they don’t offer a solution.

 #6 …Condoms.  Although we understand it was once tried in Joanna, but lets’ not go there. 

 #5…Pampers

 #4 …Fruit Cake

 #3 …Cat Litter.

 #2 … 8 Track Tapes

 # 1 …A Previously Weaponized Quart of Frozen Hash