Top Ten Alternative Women for Nomination as US Senator

(Other than Jenny Sanford)

#10… J. K. Rowling (her books sold a lot more than Jenny Sanford’s)

 #9 … Miss South Carolina Ali Rogers of Laurens (Even though she’s becoming rather famous, she still cares about other people)

 #8 …Barbara Walters (Even with her tendency to slur some words, more people will listen to her when she speaks)

 #7 … Lady GaGa (She’ll exudes influence when she puts on that meat dress) 

 #6 … Madonna (She can make being a Senator something like a virgin)

 #5  …Bertha Louisa Butts, the largest of the Butt sisters.  

 #4 … Chief Justice of South Carolina Jean Toal

 #3 …Annette Estes (Famous Former Upstate TV personality)

 #2 … Dawn Staley (USC Women’s Basketball Coach)

 # 1 …Chi Chi LaRue (Internationally Famous Drag Queen)