#10… Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
#9 … Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree Noah’s wife was Joan of Ark.
#8 …Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a fall of fire during the night.
#7 … Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles.
#6 … Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.
#5 …The first commandment was when Adam told Eve to eat the apple.
#4 …The 7th commandment was Thou Shalt Not Admit adultery.
#3 … One of the opossums was St. Matthew, who was also a taxi-man
#2 … Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.
# 1 …Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.