Top Ten Bible Misquotes from Children

#10… Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.  

#9 … Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree Noah’s wife was Joan of Ark.

#8 …Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a fall of fire during the night.

#7 … Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles. 

#6 … Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.

#5  …The first commandment was when Adam told Eve to eat the apple.

#4 …The 7^th commandment was Thou Shalt Not Admit adultery.

#3 … One of the opossums was St. Matthew, who was also a taxi-man

#2 … Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.

# 1 …Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.