Top Ten Possible Names for a New Bar and Grill

 #10…If the plans are to have a sophisticated ambiance, we suggest “The Crimson Neck”

 #9 … If the bar features high-octane liquors, we suggest “White Lightin’ and Beer Nuts”

 #8 … If the idea is more of a steak house with a bar, we suggest “The Beer & Steer”

 #7 …If the goal is a more romantic venue, we suggest ‘The Mug and Hug” 

 #6 …If a billiard table is going to be featured, how about “The Pool and Stool”

 #5  …Since it’s on Highway 76, we suggest “76 Proof Bar and Grill”

 #4 …If they’re going to have a real thirsty customer base, we suggest “The Stretched Bladder”

 #3 … You know, we lost our Dairy Twirl on East Main years ago. How about another dairy bar along with the beer bar, we suggest “The Moo and Brew.”

 #2 … If the idea is to cater to smokers in a casual atmosphere, “the Bar and Tar” 

 # 1 …If the idea is something on the order of a Waffle House and a Waddle House, how about “The Waddle Out”