#10…Q: What do you call a man with half a brain?
#9….Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What Men Know About Women
#8….Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner
#7….Q: What is a man’s idea of helping with the housework?
A: Lifting his leg so you can vacuum
#6….Q: What does a woman say when a man asks her why she wears a bra when she has nothing to put in it?
A: “You wear briefs, don’t you?”
#5….Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink
#4….Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract
#3….Q: What do you call a male musician without a girlfriend?
#2….Q: Why is it great to be a man?
A: You don’t have to shave below your neck
#1….Q: What do you need to remember to do when you buy a man a video camera?
A: Make sure you lock the bathroom door when you go in