Top Ten Things Hillary Said to Bill After Yesterday’s Hearing

#10….You told me the YouTube movie would solve this! 

#9…..You said the Republicans would have easy questions! 

#8…..You said Rand Paul would not be at the Meeting! 

#7…..You told me all I had to do was act as if I knew Nothing! 

#6…..What does Monaca turning 39 this July have to do with this? Seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the oval office. 

#5…..If we are ever going to get back in the White House, you are going to have to come up with better lies! 

#4…..You told me if I said “what difference does it make now,” it would go over big. Well it did, but not like I thought it would! 

#3…..What? Senator McCain didn’t like my answers? 

#2…..Did my grey hair show up on camera too bad? 

#1…..Now everyone will think I was lying, instead of you. Fix you own dang dinner, you lying buzzard, and I hope you starve!