#10… You don’t need a gun in your home. Let the police handle crime. They’re trained for it. Let’s leave it to the professionals You might shoot someone.
#9 … You don’t need a Fire Extinguisher in your home. That’s why we have Fire Departments. Let’s leave it to the professionals
#8 … You don’t need a Bible. The Preacher will tell you what to believe. Let’s leave it to the professionals
#7 … You don’t need a speedometer in your car. Anybody with good sense can tell if they’re driving fast enough. And if you go too fast, the police will let you know. Let’s leave it to the professionals
#6 … We don’t need any Ice Skates. Only Jesus should walk on water. Let’s leave it to the professionals.
#5 …We certainly do not need Smoking Signs at oil refineries. Anyone stupid enough to smoke at an oil refinery probably can’t read, anyway. Maybe that work should be left to the professionals.
#4 …We should not cook food at home. Restaurants have professionals who know how to cook, and they know all about safe salmonella sanitation services. We need to leave this to the professionals.
#3 …We don’t need to potty train our kids. That’s what toilet attendants are for. Let’s leave it to the professionals.
#2 …We have no business watching movies. The movie critics always see things in a movie that I totally missed. Let’s leave that to the professionals, Randy.
# 1 …We don’t need to be Driving Naked. Leave that to Randy Travis, he’s a professional.