10. Don’t worry about the world ending today, it’s already tomorrow in New Zealand.
9. Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes, there’s too much fraternising with the enemy.
8. Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
7. A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
6. A man usually feels better after a few winks, especially if she winks back.
5. If at first you don’t succeed, well, so much for sky diving.
4. A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn’t understand 2 things. 1-Women 2- Fractions
3. If you are too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Even when opportunity knocks, you still have to get off your butt and open the door.
1. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.