10. Never let something that pops up in your mind come out of your mouth. Case in point…Honey, does my butt look fat, umm Hippo comes to mind !
9. Don’t give your spouse a piece of your mind, believe me, you can’t afford it.
8. Be nice to your wife and if your friends call you hen;pecked, just tell them at least you have never had to sleep outside.
7. When another woman steals your husband, there’s no better revenge than to let her keep him.
6. Heard a man say instead of getting married again he was going to find a woman he don’t like and just give her a house.
5. Marriage is not like a box of chocolates, it’s more like a jar of jalapenos….what you say today can burn your butt tomorrow.
4. Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.
3. What did Adam say to Eve when she made him mad ? ” Hush woman, you’ve already eat us out of house and home !”
2. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
1. The Good Book says to love your neighbor, I tried that and it made his wife mad.