Top Ten Things Not To Give For Valentine’s Day

 By Jan Fullbright

10. A vacuum cleaner. She will never forget it and will not let you forget it !

 

 9. A recycled card that you sent to a previous girlfriend.

 

 8. Ladies, do not get him long handled underwear. There ain’t nothing sexy about them !

 

 7. Don’t give her wart remover please ! She will not appreciate it.

 

 6.  A one way bus ticket to Sugar Tit, orPosum Hollar,South Carolina.

 

 5.  Eau De Pizza Hut. If she has to smell like a pizza for you to kiss her, it ain’t gonna happen !

 

 4.  A ring that is one size too small and engraved on the inside with I love you Peggy Sue and her name is not Peggy Sue !

 

 3. Do not give him or her breath mints.

 

 2. Diet pills. You can bet she will not love up to you for that one !

 

 1. Angelo’s male enhancement pills. Instead, give him a magnifying glass and tell him not to use it in the sun.