#10… In the powder room of the India Palace.
#9 … I understand a good place to hide on a moonless night is in the fields near Gray Court. We understand that no one wants to go out there at night. I really don’t know why.
#8 … In an abandoned car on the banks of Lake Greenwood. I understand the best hiding places are on the Laurens County side.
#7 …In the old card room at Lydia Mill.
#6 … In the evening gown section of your local Wal-Mart
#5 …In the Sushi Section at the Hub.
#4 … Under a Laurens CPW water tower. Even if the cops see you there, with all the buzzards on top of the tower, the cops are not going underneath to get you.
#3 …In the WLBG staff Cafeteria on Collards Night. That stuff makes Randy unbearable.
#2 … In the prayer chapel of the Joanna lodge.
# 1 …In the Textile Heritage Museum, inside the Clinton Municipal Building. However, it’s imperative that you don’t have a copy on your heels as you run into the building.