Top Ten Things I Learned About Life From The Easter Bunny.

 # 10. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket. If one breaks it will make the others stick together.

 # 9. Walk softly and carry a big carrot. I am not going to mess with this one.

 # 8. Everyone needs a friend that is all ears. That helps when you want to gossip.

 # 7. There’s no such thing as too much candy. Eat too much, get sick , you will change your mind.

 # 6. Some body parts should be floppy. I will not guess what the bunny was talking about here.

 # 5. All work and no play can make you a basket case. All play and no work can lead to poverty.

 # 4. If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you are eating too slowly.

 # 3. Chocolate covered raisins,cherries,orange slices, and strawberries, all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

 # 2. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

 # 1. A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention. Guess that is why there are so many rabbits.