# 10. People should stop expecting normal from me, we all know that it’s never gonna happen.
# 9. What do Iran and Hiroshima have in common…..nothing yet !
# 8. What is the difference between God and Obama…..God doesn’t think he is Obama.
# 7. You know nothing about a woman until she is drunk and mad at you.
# 6. How to starve an Obama supporter…..Hide his food stamps under his work shoes.
# 5. Everyone is gifted , but some people never open their package.
# 4. Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you is priceless !!
# 3. Welfare was never intended to be a career opportunity.
# 2. I told you that I do not have Alzheimer’s, I have Some-Timers. Sometimes I remember and sometimes I don’t.
# 1. It is better to have loved and lost than to live with a Phycho the rest of your life.