Ten Things I Saw On Facebook Today

         by Jan

# 10. People should stop expecting normal from me, we all know that it’s never gonna happen.


# 9. What do Iran and Hiroshima have in common…..nothing yet !


# 8. What is the difference between God and Obama…..God doesn’t think he is Obama.


# 7. You know nothing about a woman until she is drunk and mad at you.


# 6. How to starve an Obama supporter…..Hide his food stamps under his work shoes.


# 5. Everyone is gifted , but some people never open their package.


# 4. Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you is priceless !!


# 3. Welfare was never intended to be a career opportunity.


# 2. I told you that I do not have Alzheimer’s, I have Some-Timers. Sometimes I remember and sometimes I don’t.


# 1. It is better to have loved and lost than to live with a Phycho the rest of your life.