Ten Things I Saw On Facebook Today

         by Jan

# 10. People should stop expecting normal from me, we all know that it’s never gonna happen.

 

# 9. What do Iran and Hiroshima have in common…..nothing yet !

 

# 8. What is the difference between God and Obama…..God doesn’t think he is Obama.

 

# 7. You know nothing about a woman until she is drunk and mad at you.

 

# 6. How to starve an Obama supporter…..Hide his food stamps under his work shoes.

 

# 5. Everyone is gifted , but some people never open their package.

 

# 4. Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you is priceless !!

 

# 3. Welfare was never intended to be a career opportunity.

 

# 2. I told you that I do not have Alzheimer’s, I have Some-Timers. Sometimes I remember and sometimes I don’t.

 

# 1. It is better to have loved and lost than to live with a Phycho the rest of your life.