Top Ten Superstitions Or Old Wives Tales Handed Down Through The Years.

 by: Jan

 

# 10. It is very unlucky for a black cat to run across the road in front of you. This is true if you drive like Emil, unlucky for the cat.

 

# 9. It’s bad luck to put a hat on the bed, especially if it is your best friend’s bed and his wife is in it.

 

# 8. A Blarny stone is the stone set in the wall of the Blarny castle tower in the Irish village of Blarny. Kissing the stone is supposed to bring the kisser the gift of persuasive eloquance or Blarny……now I think that should be spelled Bologna !

 

# 7. If your cheeks suddenly feel on fire, this means that someone is talking bad about you. If this is true, then Obama’s cheeks should have burned off by now.

 

# 6. When you get a chill up your back or goosebumps, it means that someone is walking over your grave. In order for someone to walk over your grave, you must be dead so how would you know it was being walked over ?

 

# 5. It is bad luck to light 3 cigarettes with the same match. Matches do not burn that long so you really have to be a fast puffer to smoke 3 before the match goes out.

 

# 4. Cows lifting their tails is a sure sign that rain is coming. I have seen lots of cows lifting their tail but it was not rain that came…hello !!

 

# 3. Pulling out a white or grey hair from your head will cause 10 more to grow in it’s place. Guess no one pulled out the gray or white hairs from your head huh Randy ?

 

# 2. If your nose itches, you will be kissed by a fool. Nancy Pelosi’s husband’s nose must itch him to death.

 

# 1. Seeing an ambulance is very unlucky unless you pinch your nose or hold your breath until you see a black or brown dog. This is true if you see the ambulance from the inside and you are laying on a stretcher, but I really don’t think you would be looking for a black or brown dog.