Top Ten Food For Thought Or Maybe Just Thoughts

 By Jan

# 10. They say we learn from our mistakes. Thats why I’m making as many as possible. I’ll soon be a genious !


# 9. Old lady to her friend,” At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy, Getting up off the floor is another story.”


# 8. When a woman says “What?”,It’s not because she can’t hear you, she’s giving you a chance to change what you said.


# 7. I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but making everyone mad is easy and lots of fun !


# 6. Calling me a crazy witch will only encourage me to prove you right.


# 5. Instead of a sign that says ” Do not disturb,”I need one that says,” Already disturbed, proceed with caution !”


# 4. Mirrors don’t lie. And lucky for some, they don’t laugh either.


# 3. Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot revenge !


# 2. If you are lucky you will find a man with a million dollars and not a million men with a dollar each.


# 1. I have often wondered why mosquitos can’t suck fat instead of blood !