#10… I’ve decided hair is not necessary on top of my head. Think of how much time is wasted primping with hair each morning.
#9 … I don’t want to have hair in my biscuit. Would this be something Tina McGee could solve?
#8 … As we get older, we seem to grow excessive hair in our ears; even if we can’t grow it on top of our head
#7 … Ladies, if you’re going to wear a tank top, please be sure you’re not displaying under-arm hair. In spite of what you may have seen in Europe, it has NOT caught on here.
#6 … In the drain of your sink or shower…..hair can get so thick you need to call Rota-Rooter. Even Tina can’t handle that stuff.
#5 … I just hate it when I find a hair in my Taco! Taco hair is Terrible!
#4 …Hairy legs can be so unsightly. Especially with enhanced by a set of white athletic socks. Bad enough on a man, but women really should let Tina take a go at those unsightly foreign-like protrusions from an otherwise lovely pair of legs.
#3 …Extra globs of shoulder hair on a man doesn’t look manly, it’s gruesome!
And don’t fool yourself, guys, that t-shirt does not conceal it.
#2 … Nobody can handle Hamburger Hair. Who among us has the stomach to handle this horrible sight….especially if you didn’t find it until after you took a big bite. I always like to check under the cheese first.
# 1 … Excessive Nostril Hair is quite disgusting, especially during the cold and flu season