Top 10 Interesting Quotes About Dogs

By Jan

 

# 10. Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend, inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. Groucho Marx

 

# 9. Groucho Marx : Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if can get the dog to go somewhere to read the book, I might have a little fun !

 

# 8. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney

 

# 7. You can say any stupid thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, ” My gosh you’re right, I never would have thought of that !”

 

# 6. I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes , a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts ! John Steinback

 

# 5. Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful ! Ann Landers

 

# 4. You want a friend in Washington D.C. ? You better get yourself a dog ! Harry Truman

 

# 3.” I’ll believe it if I see it,” for dogs translates to,” I’ll believe it if I smell it.” It’s the energy and scent they pay attention to. Cesar Millan

 

# 2. Dogs do not tell your secrets, no matter what. They don’t care that the bathroom smells bad when you come out of it, they just wonder why you get to do that inside and they have to go outside !

 

# 1. Dogs supposedly have an amazing sense of smell, but tell me why they have to be touching their nose to another dog’s behind to smell it ? Why can’t they smell it 20 feet away ?