# 10. Hello, this is Joe. Please leave your name, number and a brief message at the tone. There is only one person that I am trying to avoid, if I don’t call you back then you will know it is you.
# 9. Hi, this is Anthony Weiner, please hang up and send me a picture of your feet with high heels on, then I will send you a picture of me that is sure to thrill you !!
# 8. Roses are red and boogers are green, please leave your message on this stupid machine.
# 7. Hello, you have reached Mo and No Mo. We can’t pick up the phone right now because we are doing something we enjoy. Mo likes to do it up and down, I like to do it sideways real slow. So leave a message and when we are through brushing our teeth, we’ll call you back.
# 6. A is for academics,B is for beer, one of those reasons is why we’re not here so leave a message.
# 5. Hello this is Rip Van Winkle. I’m not awake to take your call right now. Please leave your message at the sound of the snore.
# 4. Hi, this is the road kill cafe, you kill um, we grill um, leave your order after the beep.
# 3. Hello, the president is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, number, and the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password.
# 2. Hey, if you want to know where I am just call a psychic, if you’re to lazy to do that leave a message. Be careful what you say because the government tapes my messages.
# 1. Hi, you little sugar booger, you have reached WLBG Good Morning Up Country, you’re on the air !!