By: Jan Fullbright
# 10. Always drink up stream from the herd. I fully understand that.
# 9. An onion can make People cry but there has never been a vegetable that could make people laugh.
# 8. If you find yourself in a hole, the best and first thing to do is stop digging.
# 7.Well now I know why men ride bulls, because the only good reason to ride a bull is to meet a nurse.
# 6. We all got pieces of crazy in us, some bigger pieces than others.
# 5. Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, and a fool from any direction.
# 4. Don’t squat with your spurs on.
# 3. Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco, or for that matter a woman that dips snuff.
# 2. If you get thrown from a horse, you have to get up and get back on,unless you landed on a cactus; then you have to roll around and scream in pain.
# 1. Don’t dig for water under the outhouse !!