Top Ten Things About Dieting

By: Jan Fullbright

# 10. You know Randy, rich,fatty foods are like destiny : they too shape our ends !

# 9. The older you get, the tougher it gets to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have become really good friends.

# 8. Books Randy, the biggest seller is cook books and the secound best seller is diet books, how to not eat what you have just learned to cook.

# 7. I have some advice on dieting, eat all you like, just don’t swallow it !

# 6. Everyone knows there is a slim person inside them but I think you can sedate it with 4 or 5 cup cakes.

# 5. If only losing weight was as easy as losing our cell phone,our car keys,our temper, or our mind, we would be so skinny !

# 4. Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever !

# 3. Well, we could use the cardiogist’s diet : if it taste good, spit it out.

# 2. The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor.

# 1.Food is like sex, when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.