Top Ten Reasons Someone May Be Intimidated Not to Appear on Radio with Randy

  #10… Randy, a lot of people remember the picture of the Unibomber in the papers years ago. Like you, He wore a cap and had a short beard.  I don’t think we need to discuss that any further.

 

#9 … Two words, Randy:  India Palace!

#8 …Perhaps someone is scared of Large People.

 

#7 … Perhaps someone is scared of Large People who ride motorcycles.

 

#6 … Let’s say you have reddish hair, a prominent nose and share other features with a Golden Retriever. Considering Randy’s experiences with a Golden Retriever, this would be scary.

 

#5 …You may be intimidated by devilish good looks. Or, as Randy puts it, ‘brutally handsome.’ I can certainly understand this.

 

#4 …You fear you may become part of a commercial.

 

#3 …If if happens to be on a ‘shirtless Tuesday,’ well…you can see how that would change a person’s life. Once on the brain, some images refuse to leave!

 

#2 … There’s always that threat of the NSA monitoring WLBG. We have safety features, but that’s one data base no one wants to be on!

 

# 1 … The powerful voice of a famous person.