Top Ten Other Things a Wedding Dress May Stop

(In addition to a 9 mm slug) 

#10… Sex Drive

#9 … Dreams of Success

 

#8 … Super Bowl Party with Friends

 

#7 … Attempts to jump more than 20 buses on your Harley

#6 …All-Night Possum Hunts

 

#5  …Letting the Possum Dogs in on a Cold Night

 

#4 … Possum Dog Sleeping with You in Your Bed on a Cold Night

 

#3 …Being Sgt. at Arms on Luau Night at the Moose Lodge in Joanna

 

#2 … Allowing things to AGE in the refrigerator

 

# 1-A … Telling the truth….such as Being Plain Spoken about someone’s Personal Appearance

 

# 1-B      Getting frisky with your sister’s loose girlfriend.